I was feeling rather fancy
Called up Nancy
And by chance, she
Told me she was feeling rather fancy, too.
So we called our friend Alyssa
Who was chatting with Marissa
And we thought of something fancy we could do.
We set up some little chairs
We set up a little table
We set up some cups and saucers
Pinkys up, if you are able.
This is a High Brow affair
If you don’t like that, we don’t care.
You’re not invited if you’re rude
So bring your snooty attitude
To this High Brow affair!
Sitting by the tall oak tree
We sipped our tea
And did agree that this was
Really quite a grand idea indeed.
As our biscuits we were nibbling
I observed my younger sibling
Stepping toward us in his jacket made of tweed.
He approached us with a chair
He placed it at the table
We curtsied and he bowed
“Pinkys up if you are able!”
This is a High Brow affair
If you don’t like that we don’t care
You’re not invited if you’re rude
So bring your snooty attitude
To this High Brow affair!
And we sipped and we quipped
And it was so very pleasant
As we chatted ‘bout the day and lovely weather
And I spied on the horizon
A small boy, a silly peasant
Travelling on his bike toward all of us together.
“Can I play too?” this young boy waved as he did bellow
I took a look, and gazed at this unfortunate fellow...
He was filthy head to toe
This ragged beau
He had to know that
He was in no way dressed up for this occasion
I looked over at my sibling
Right away we started quibbling
This boy simply didn’t fit in this equation.
My brother got another chair.
He placed it at the table.
They sat down and I screamed , “NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!”
“Pinkys up, but YOU’RE not ABLE!”
“This is a High Brow affair
If you don’t like that I don’t care
You’re not invited ‘cause you’re rude,”
I said with snooty attitude,
“To this High Brow affair!”
My mother’s head peaked out the door
She did implore
That I come inside for
The two of us to chat about my outburst
I got up in a huff
I’d had enough of
This boy’s rags and scruff
His presence at our party was the worst.
I went in to plead my case
But please, let’s face it this was mom
And mothers always tend to win this type of battle
And before I could begin
She held my chin, and then my mother calmly
Silenced all the tats that I might tattle.
“I know you think he’s ragged, that
This boy does not belong, but
Judging people based on looks will
Often lead you to be wrong.”
I gazed outside and saw the boy
Had combed his hair and slicked it back
I heard him using words like “riveting” and “hence.”
Then I thought of how I acted
I was snooty, I was rude
I felt embarrassed that I could have been so dense.
This young man wasn’t ragged
Wasn’t rude or unrefined
He was fancier than all of us by far!
Here’s the lesson that I took
You should never judge a book
Fancy isn’t how you look
It’s who you are.
I went over to my chair
I begged forgiveness fronm the table
The boy stood up, pulled out my chair, and said,
“Pinkys up, if you are able!”
This is a High Brow affair
And all are welcome, we declare!
You can’t be fancy if you’re rude
So leave your snooty attitude
For this High Brow affair!
This is a High Brow affair
And friends can come from anywhere!
You can’t be fancy if you’re rude
So leave your snooty attitude
For this High Brow affair!
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